A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!