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Zsa Zsa Gabor

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DAVID BISSONETTE I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
ZSA ZSA GABOR One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married -- then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Macho doesn't prove mucho.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just becaus...
ZSA ZSA GABOR You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
ZSA ZSA GABOR Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
ZSA ZSA GABOR The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
ZSA ZSA GABOR I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one
ZSA ZSA GABOR Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR To a smart girl men are no problem -- they're the answer.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back
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