I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.