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Zsa Zsa Gabor

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ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
ZSA ZSA GABOR A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
ZSA ZSA GABOR Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back
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ZSA ZSA GABOR I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
ZSA ZSA GABOR The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
ZSA ZSA GABOR I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
ZSA ZSA GABOR I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one
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ZSA ZSA GABOR To a smart girl men are no problem -- they're the answer.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
ZSA ZSA GABOR Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
ZSA ZSA GABOR He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
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