God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.


Carlos Mencia

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Insecurity is a powerful enemy. It forces people to use make-up, plastic surgery, collagen injection...
CARLOS WALLACE
Happiness will never flourish in a life bereft of optimism.
CARLOS WALLACE
We are not making a capital investment into GM as the first element or condition.
CARLOS GHOSN
I grew up in the sixties watching B.B. King and Tito Puente and Miles Davis and Coltrane, everybody,...
CARLOS SANTANA
True beauty comes from the inside out. We have to work on our mental, emotional, spiritual and physi...
CARLOS WALLACE
The Corona Extra brand was launched in Austin, Texas. From Austin, where it was exclusively for thre...
CARLOS ALVAREZ
Profitability is coming from productivity, efficiency, management, austerity, and the way to manage ...
CARLOS SLIM
Your mind is a magnet. You don't attract what you need or what you want; you attract who you are...
CARLOS SANTANA
Employees are your most valuable assets. They are the heart and guts of a company. This doesn't ...
CARLOS GHOSN
You go to a plant not only to pat the people on the back, but to tell them about the opportunities t...
CARLOS GHOSN
Being in a multicultural environment in childhood is going to give you intuition, reflexes and insti...
CARLOS GHOSN
Everybody sooner or later has to drop the luggage and the baggage of illusions.
CARLOS SANTANA
There must be something beyond slaughter and barbarism to support the existence of mankind and we mu...
CARLOS FUENTES
Like all of Latin America, Mexico after independence in 1821 turned its back on a triple heritage: o...
CARLOS FUENTES
Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they...
CARLOS SANTANA
Cars have a large engine in the front and you have a gearbox, which is cumbersome. Electric cars don...
CARLOS GHOSN
Ever since I was a child I've always been very attracted to melodies. Whether I hear Jeff Beck, ...
CARLOS SANTANA
Low interest rates are a big opportunity for investment. But the issue is that this money should go ...
CARLOS SLIM
If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment.
CARLOS SANTANA
Sharing pillow talk with the wrong people can make a hard bed to lie on, and will surely lead to nig...
CARLOS WALLACE
Cuz even a gangsta rapper can find redemption
For the sins committed before revelation.
CARLOS SALINAS
I know one thing for sho Heaven’s gotta have a ghetto
Cuz where else in death do I get to go?
CARLOS SALINAS
Some men are born to be good some born to be bad
As for me I only came with just a pen ‘n’ ...
CARLOS SALINAS
No one can identify the uninformed until they voice their ignorance about a topic. Silence is a fool...
CARLOS WALLACE
For so-called conscious rappers, it is an opportunity to rap about ways to educate others about Afri...
CARLOS WALLACE
When you sever ties with the unit purely for self-serving intentions, you are likely to find yoursel...
CARLOS WALLACE
Loving someone is a full time commitment. Use that time wisely. Cherish the high points and fight ha...
CARLOS WALLACE
I explained my situation in 2002, when I was in Triple-A and [Kyle] Farnsworth got injured on the fo...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
My crazy times are over. That's when I was a rookie. I've got seven years in the big leagues. I thin...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
Sometimes I get lucky and hit some pitches, ... I don't try to hit the ball like [Todd] Walker does,...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
That was fun. I wasn't playing like we were trying to win the world championship or the World Cup .....
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
Years before you scream at somebody or embarrass one of your teammates without even thinking about i...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
I tried to throw a fastball inside, and the ball kind of slipped out of my hand where I didn't want ...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
That's amazing. That proves that Venezuela has a lot of players good enough to be in the Major Leagu...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
It's not how you start, it's how you finish. We have to move on. I have 30 more starts. This doesn't...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
Hopefully, it's nothing and he'll be ready for the season. I wish him luck and hope he gets healthy.
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
I've been working hard on strength and conditioning. When you do a good job and take care of your bo...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO
When all is said and done, his standing among progressives is only going to increase, and he'll be a...
CARLOS WATSON