Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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GEORGE F. WILL Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE F. WILL Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meeting...
GEORGE WILL Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee m...
GEORGE F. WILL You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of Ame...
GEORGE F. WILL Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.
GEORGE F. WILL George W. Bush is the worst President
in all of American history.
HELEN THOMAS This is the worst President ever. He George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American histor...
HELEN THOMAS The steering committee meetings kind of overlap with the tasks.
ERIC TEITELMAN Shara now sits on committees that decide who shall be nominated to be committee chairs for other com...
ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT Everything is unusal, the rest of life is sleep and committee meetings
HANNAH HOUT To be on the safe side and to avoid any concerns, if other similar groups are formed the district wi...
LINDA FLASHINSKI I think there's an argument that can be made to say they should be more lenient,
AMERICAN SOCIETY Oh, no, we shouldn't be promoting the use of alcohol, because that will only lead to a life of waste...
AMERICAN SOCIETY I'm up there in age and my heart is content at this age. The mind and the body work together and mus...
AMERICAN SOCIETY Being able to function. Being at the peak of what you can do or at the peak of what you think you sh...
AMERICAN SOCIETY I've done everything I could to stay out of (the Gonzalez case), to avoidpoliticizing it, but I do b...
AMERICAN SOCIETY That costs the airlines money, so they're very perturbed about it,
AMERICAN SOCIETY People just feel that travel is not something that's a luxury anymore. It's a necessity, and particu...
AMERICAN SOCIETY Caring for Older Americans: The Future of Geriatric Medicine.
AMERICAN SOCIETY We should be very cautious not to mislead the public that these two papers demonstrate that we no lo...
AMERICAN SOCIETY I can go on a Twinkie diet and if it's restricted enough I will lose weight,
AMERICAN SOCIETY I've done everything I could to stay out of (the Gonzalez case), to avoid
politicizing it, but I...
AMERICAN SOCIETY I believe tax cuts should be responsible and targeted, ... This year, Congress is working on last ye...
AMERICAN SOCIETY Every new experience is unusual. The rest of life is just sleep and committee meetings.
JOHN TWELVE HAWKS The 'chinked out' style is a school of hip hop - that's the way I like to think of it - ...
WANG LEEHOM Poverty is the worst form of violence.
MAHATMA GANDHI You'd look around at meetings, and committee members who could have been his grandchildren wouldn't ...
WAYNE FORD Will springs from the two elements of moral sense and self-interest.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Will springs from the two elements of moral sense and self interest
ABRAHAM LINCOLN There were people who said the Society of Cincinnati in the American revolution, of which George Was...
CARROLL QUIGLEY The elements of control within society are pervasive.
STEVEN REDHEAD It combines elements of football, basketball and soccer.
GEOFFREY FOSDICK I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist att...
HENRY KISSINGER How a society channels male aggression is one of the greatest questions as to whether that society w...
DENNIS PRAGER Political violence against women cannot be separated from political violence against the society sin...
ANWAR BUNNI American society will never completely understand the true meaning of equality.
BRYANT H. MCGILL There will be up to five live concurrent channels on the Web and eight additional audio channels cov...
JEFF ROBERTS How a society channels male aggression is one of the greatest questions as to whether that society w...
DENNIS PRAGER My childhood was colorfully anarchic and punctuated by a lot of change.
SADIE FROST Violence is the power of the state; imagination and non-violence the power of civil society.
REBECCA SOLNIT I sang the 'Sunday Night Football' theme song two years in a row - my first part in American...
PRIYANKA CHOPRA Dad was a chemistry professor at Saint Olaf College in Minnesota, then Oxford College in Minnesota, ...
PETER AGRE Even though they work full time, they often make less money than the school board members who go to ...
CAROL DAVIS Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?
BURT LANCASTER President Clinton listened in two meetings (to) our reservations on his initiative. And he promised ...
AHMED RAHMAN President Clinton listened in two meetings (to) our reservations on his initiative, ... And he promi...
ABDEL RAHMAN President Clinton listened in two meetings (to) our reservations on his initiative. And he promised ...
AHMED ABDEL RAHMAN It's long hours of boredom, punctuated by moments of, 'Wow! What did we find?!
STEVE SIMPSON not-so-subtle reminder that there was creativity before silicon chips. Creativity doesn't live in ma...
THE COMMITTEE should grow in proportion to increases in corporate profitability.
THE COMMITTEE interior ministry services of resorting to torture and ransoming prisoners.
THE COMMITTEE the President and directing the Secretary of State to transmit to the House of Representatives not l...
THE COMMITTEE Something happened that changed the priority assigned to the job search. On the morning of December ...
THE COMMITTEE Bribery.
THE COMMITTEE take leadership in sending out positive messages about asylum-seekers.
THE COMMITTEE [The commission operates on the belief that some closures are inevitable.] The marketplace is drivin...
THE COMMITTEE NDU, the premier center for joint professional military education, is under the direction of the Cha...
THE COMMITTEE We are products of the NDDC Act and we intend to work for peace and development in the Niger Delta. ...
THE COMMITTEE automatic scholarships to Niger Delta indigenes so as to give them higher levels of competence to en...
THE COMMITTEE president's allies will send our complaint to the graveyard at the latest on Wednesday unless we are...
THE COMMITTEE 2005 was a good year punctuated by a difficult December.
ANDY BRYANT The inflation data we will see this week and next will support the view the Fed can keep on hiking a...
HIDEHIKO MAEJIMA My sound is, at its core, a mix of things. Definitely an imperfect mix, but one that incorporates el...
K. FLAY This clearly demonstrates that the Bush administration has suffered a loss of will and that they hav...
WILLIAM DONOHUE The KFF executive committee will go by their decision.
ALFRED SAMBU There, I guess King George will be able to read that. [Remark on signing American Declaration of Ind...
JOHN HANCOCK With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair, she was like a rock washed clean by years of her...
LOUIS AUCHINCLOSS A society that presumes a norm of violence and celebrates aggression, whether in the subway, on the ...
LEWIS H. LAPHAM God has the capacity to look at the world through two lenses. When God looks at a painful or wicked ...
JOHN PIPER I am going to ask for more meetings with the Finance Committee, with the School Committee. I want mo...
BEN GREENBERG People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems ...
VINCE LOMBARDI People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems ...
VINCENT T LOMBARDI People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the problems ...
VINCE LOMBARDI With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair, she was like a rock washed clean by years of her...
LOUIS AUCHINCLOSS ...dark furrow lines grid the snow, punctuated by orange abacus beads of pumpkins - now the crows ow...
JOHN GEDDES In most organizations, change comes in only two flavors: trivial and traumatic. Review the history o...
GARY HAMEL There should be no meetings of the United Nations when USA has been ripped apart by hurricanes. Beca...
APURVA GAGLANI I'm not saying that Preval himself is involved, but there are elements around him, and in this count...
LESLIE MANIGAT I just feel this committee was hijacked from previous meetings. ...Where this whole thing was going ...
CHUCK GREENE I say to my colleagues never confine your best work, your hopes, your dreams, the aspiration of the ...
NANCY PELOSI Lovers often invest their first meetings with retrospective significance, as if to try to conjure th...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS In the great battle of Antietam, still the bloodiest day in American history, Union forces were led ...
MICHAEL HAYDEN If I knew that I wasn't going to be able to watch high school football games or City Council meeting...
BOB KELLY (...) I'm not much of anything, (...) besides bored and boring, punctuated by fits of scant self-amu...
CHIP KIDD Government is force, pure and simple. There's no way to sugar-coat that. And because government ...
HARRY BROWNE We have written letters to the principal, Dr Claude Packer, followed by petitions, meetings and sile...
DWAYNE HOWELL The way I look at it, the selection committee was stacked -- three of the guys played football for m...
BILL SEIXAS American sports are quite masculine. And football - although it's still played by men all over t...
NOEL GALLAGHER It doesn't really surprise me and I hope that what George Best has given to football will improve th...
BOBBY CHARLTON Will George Bush be haunted by New Orleans to the last day of his presidency?
CHRIS MATTHEWS At the library, we have American Girl meetings every month. They're very popular.
ANN COPPOLA American culture is torn between our long romance with violence and our terror of the devastation wr...
KATHERINE DUNN We believe the Monetary Policy Committee will be forced to make two more cuts – in November and Fe...
STUART THOMSON When two evil guys fight in a duel,
the worst of both will be the winner.
TOBA BETA I played English football - soccer - instead of American football, because we couldn't afford th...
WALLY SCHIRRA The ad hoc committee has not been opposed to the amendment change being on the ballot at all, ... We...
JEFF ANDERSON was on the stadium planning committee and was really looking forward to the first football game.
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