Matthew Arnold was a fastidious social critic and hence an accomplished complainer. When he died, an acquaintance said: "Poor Matt, he's going to Heaven, no doubt – but he won't like God.
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Related God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god. ROMAN PAYNE But Jehoiada waxed old, and was full of days when he died; an hundred and thirty years old was he wh... BIBLE If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Ar... I. F. STONE He said, “McKinley was going around the country shouting prosperity when there was no prosperity f... BARBARA W. TUCHMAN God may forgive sins, he said, but awkwardness has no forgiveness in heaven or earth RALPH WALDO EMERSON Resolve to be thyself: and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery. -Matthew Arnold. MATTHEW ARNOLD Wouldn't he know without being asked?' said Polly. 'I've no doubt he would,' said the Ho... C.S. LEWIS No milk," I said. "No milk," said my sister. I watched my dad think about this... NEIL GAIMAN There was no doubt in the coaching staff's minds that he was going to be an important part of the pr... JOE STONER There was no doubt in the coaching staff's minds that he was going to be an important part of the pr... JOE STONER Matt made a comment, correcting me: 'No Dick,' he said, 'you're going from the fire to the frying pa... DICK JOHNSON The world lost a great baseball fan and great baseball organizer when he died. I guess God needs a b... DON GEORGE It is evident that an acquaintance with natural laws means no less than an acquaintance with the min... JAMES PRESCOTT JOULE It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has... HAROLD MACMILLAN My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now. BARBARA UPTON The critics said, 'Well, Arnold can't be an administrator, he's an actor. Arnold can't be an environ... JAY LENO A man is a critic when he cannot be an artist, in the same way that a man becomes an informer when h... GUSTAVE FLAUBERT A man is a critic when he cannot be an artist, in the same way that a man becomes an informer when h... GUSTAVE FLAUBERT Matt hasn't been out there much. He hasn't been in that situation often. However, when it's all said... DAN CALLAHAN It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody think... DAVID LETTERMAN Acquaintance is a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor and obscure, and intima... AMBROSE BIERCE He was larger than life, not a Gray Davis or Pete Wilson, who were technicians. He said, 'I am Arnol... TONY QUINN Acquaintance: a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate ... AMBROSE BIERCE Acquaintance: a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate ... AMBROSE GWINETT BIERCE One-third of Matthew . . . one-third of Mark . . . one-fourth of Luke, and one-half of John are give... BILLY GRAHAM When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That... GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER When he died he had the body of an 84-year-old man, but a spirit of an 11- or 12-year-old boy. JAMES REILLY has done everything he said he was going to do. In fact, he financed an expansion. DAVID NICHOLS [Should Gore win November's election,] I have no idea how he is going to argue that he has the publi... JAMES LINDSAY And Aaron was an hundred and twenty and three years old when he died in mount Hor. BIBLE He didn't sound as frantic like I thought he should. He said oh no like he knew something was going ... MALINDA KUFAHL Man, as we know him, is a poor creature; but he is halfway between an ape and a god and he is travel... DEAN INGE A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest... MARVIN SAPP Matthew Shepard died as a result of the blunt trauma injuries he sustained to his head and face. PATRICK ALLEN He was like, 'You all got that really good quarterback. You stole him from us. I was like, 'Matt Sta... BRIAN HARMAN Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. ANN RICHARDS My brother who died has seven children. Who will take care of them? This guy should be brought to ju... FAZEL AHMAD When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always though... ROBIN WILLIAMS Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. DIANA VREELAND Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. DIANA VREELAND When he comes back, he's not a huge movie star. He's an accomplished actor. DAVID PADDOCK Give a critic an inch, he'll write a play. JOHN STEINBECK He was an All-American a year ago, but he's had a hard string with illness and other things that hav... DANA SCHWARTING It's very small. It's like a mosquito bite, is the way it was described. Mo said he felt great, no p... PHIL GARNER I am sorry too," said Lupin. "Sorry I will never know [my son]... but he will know why I died and I ... J.K. ROWLING He said, 'I'm flying off like an eagle off the top rope. I'm going to fly like a bird. I'm flying li... DUSTY RHODES Even when Matt had an off night shooting, he still did a lot of things to help the team. GREG OSTERTAG I have little doubt that when St. George had killed the dragon he was heartily afraid of the princes... G.K. CHESTERTON A person like Donald Trump, who has said what he's said about Muslims, Mexicans, women, George B... MITT ROMNEY When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of fath... ERMA BOMBECK Sir Amice Pawlet, when he saw too much haste made in any matter, was wont to say, "Stay a while, tha... FRANCIS BACON SR. No matter how rich or poor you are, all life will come to an halt with two types of destinations; He... CALLUM ILLMAN Kyle challenged for No. 3 singles, but when he didn't get it we talked about how well he and Matt pl... ROBB AUDETTE No good sittin’ worryin’ abou’ it,” he said. “What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll m... J.K. ROWLING No good sittin' worryin' abou' it," he said. "What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it doe... J.K. ROWLING When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask me to stay with him in the country. H... W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM God will reward you,' he said. 'You must be an angel since you care for flowers. VICTOR HUGO He always said that he wanted to go back. He said make sure when he died he would be placed on the A... SUSAN ANDERSON Obviously I saw him trip. I thought he was going to get up. He wasn't grabbing anything, and it look... DALE SVEUM My father, who was a doctor, died of pancreatic cancer. But he was clear about what he wanted done a... CARLOS GOMEZ Of all the inventions of man I doubt whether any was more easily accomplished than that of a Heaven. G. C. (GEORG CHRISTOPH) LICHTENBERG Elvis 30 No. 1 Hits NO DOUBT It's like jumping on a treadmill when it's going eight miles an hour. When he got off, it was going ... BRAD SHAW And Moses was an hundred and twenty years old when he died: his
eye was not dim, nor his natural f... BIBLE And Moses was an hundred and twenty years old when he died: his eye was not dim, nor his natural for... BIBLE I got nervous when I didn't know where we were. I was so scared that he was going to kill me. He sai... GLORIA LOPEZ God will bless you,' said he, 'you are an angel since you take care of the flowers.' 'No,' she ... VICTOR HUGO No good sittin’ worryin’ abou’ it,” he said. “What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll m... J.K. ROWLING The critic I liked best to sit next to was an ill-dressed young man with a large red beard. His name... HAROLD BAUER He has no self-doubt whatsoever. Not an ounce of it, GREG HICKS You know all of the young gentlemen better than I do,” Lady Manston continued. “Are there any we... JULIA QUINN When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I aske... RYAN LOCHTE There was no doubt in anybody's mind that this was a procedure he was going to recover from. EDDIE RODRIGUEZ If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? GEORGE CARLIN St George he was for England, / And before he killed the dragon / He drank a pint of English ale / O... G. K. CHESTERTON When contemplating General Eisenhower winning the Presidential election, Truman said, Hell sit here,... HARRY S TRUMAN It is impossible to say when 37-year-old Benedict Arnold first met 18-year-old Peggy Shippen, but we... NATHANIEL PHILBRICK He wouldn't let me do that if he'd have died I'd have died with him, he stuck there with me thick an... KENNETH ULMER We all believe that he's with God. He was a spiritual person. He saw the beauty of life, and I have ... JEFF GWALTNEY The boys are like our brothers. We love our boys. (About Matt, Matthew and David) JENNIFER ANISTON F**k!" he exploded, chocolate and caramel flying out of his mouth. My heart seized. He looked like h... KRISTEN ASHLEY Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away(Matthew 24:35 NIV). EUGINIA HERLIHY That's not unexpected coming from Matt. He didn't truly have his A-game. He said after the game that... BOB MCLAUGHLIN Part of me died when he died. You've got a 17-year-old who went to his grave for something he did no... DAVID GARZA Scaoileadh Me.... 'Release me.' That was what he said. No doubt about it. It was in Gaelic, bu... SARA HUMPHREYS Abe said something interesting. He said that because everyone's so poor these days, the '90s will be... DOUGLAS COUPLAND He wants nothing of a god but eternity and a heaven to throne in. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Bur... GRACIE ALLEN He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making h... MARLON BRANDO When a small fish was in a pond swimming about he came across a rock with an opening with out a thou... GARY F EVANS... It's an ordinary day for Brian. Like, he died every day, you know. PETER TOWNSEND When God opens a door no one will shut, When he shuts no one will open. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA [Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you wi... LEE TREVINO When I was in high school, there's no doubt I was trying to swing like Tiger Woods when he first... ADAM DEREK SCOTT ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A... AMBROSE BIERCE How can you say it was all a lie?” I ask, just above a whisper. “Matt was my best friend. I love... SARAH OCKLER I get tons of feedback. I think one of the funniest ones I got was a priest sent me an e-mail and he... PAUL ENGLISH kept his word against the runaway Legislature?. As a social conservative, I never thought I'd see th... KAREN ENGLAND Seeing eye to an eye is a must, especially when there lies a case, or an intent, to meet; even by in... PRIYAVRAT THAREJA
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BURNS This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. GEORGE F. BURNS I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. GEORGE F. BURNS I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. GEORGE F. BURNS It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex ... GEORGE F. BURNS People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways - I’m... GEORGE F. BURNS I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. GEORGE F. BURNS Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair GEORGE F. BURNS The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. GEORGE F. BURNS Life's but a day at most. GEORGE F. BURNS Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left GEORGE F. BURNS I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. 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KENNAN Were the Soviet Union to sink tomorrow under the waters of the ocean, the American military-industri... GEORGE F. KENNAN One attempt to reconcile the Gnostic doctrine [of the unreality of evilness] of matter with the apos... F. F. BRUCE Commemoration of Caroline Chisholm, Social Reformer, 1877 The truth of Christ's supremacy over al... F. F. BRUCE The evidence for our New Testament writings is ever so much greater than the evidence for many writi... F. F. BRUCE Feast of Hilary, Bishop of Poitiers, Teacher, 367 Commemoration of Kentigern (Mungo), Missionary Bi... F. F. BRUCE I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f... WILL FERRELL I don't necessarily believe in organized religion. WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood. WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait. WILL SMITH