Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

When we first got out here, we didn't look like a football team,