Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

The reformers' preferred metaphor is "leveling the playing field." They should listen to the logic of their language: fields are leveled by bulldozers.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.