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Dr. Bayer provided a little humor in his presentation and made the whole crowd laugh out loud.


Kristen Dougherty

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KRISTEN WIIG You know, it's never wise to tempt the devil"
His gaze lowered to her hand, still locked in his...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Witnesses saw him with his arm around her throat. He had bashed her head into a pole, breaking her f...
KRISTEN SPIELER There are so few strong roles for women, especially young women. And Veronica is very serious but al...
KRISTEN BELL It was not so much that he was shut out, but that she was trapped inside.
KRISTEN HEITZMANN I wonder what became of you, your Johnny
Rotten skin, no Emerald City eyes.
You'd have bee...
KRISTEN HENDERSON The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.
KRISTEN WIIG If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it's this malleable thing you can...
KRISTEN STEWART Everybody's got a little bit of diva deep down inside. We all want to be that star.
KRISTEN BENTLEY May feel like you're falling', Tabby, but remember, I'm at the bottom ready to catch you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY As a woman still,
without the right kind of mouth,
my tongue’s of no use.
KRISTEN HENDERSON I drop my face to my hands and scrub hard.

"I wish I had your boobs," I hear Sam announc...
KRISTEN PROBY I need your strength. Yes i am a badass, but there are times that i need someone to hold me up too, ...
KRISTEN PROBY I want to kiss him for caring enough to be jealous, and smack the shit out of him for being so jealo...
KRISTEN PROBY Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that mea...
KRISTEN PROBY No one else will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you’re the only one who kno...
KRISTEN PROBY Nat, how do you spell orgasm?"
"You don't spell it, you feel it
KRISTEN PROBY It feels unbelievable. It still hasn't sunk in yet.
KRISTEN NASH They have to have an appropriate way of getting their trash picked up and removed from the facility.
KRISTEN MEYER Mentally, it took a while. It was a big step back. The team was blossoming and coming together while...
KRISTEN NEWLIN I'm not homely enough to play the nerdy girl and not nearly pretty enough to play the pretty gir...
KRISTEN BELL I'm more of a homebody. I'm constantly asked: 'Why don't we see you out?' But th...
KRISTEN BELL I was in love. Perhaps not with the man of my dreams, but with a man that was more man than any I’...
KRISTEN ASHLEY Out there, King Lahn is a fierce warrior but in here, my Lahn… kah Lahn is sweet.
KRISTEN ASHLEY Then I whispered, “I love you, my Lahn,” and heard the swift hiss of his intake of breath. Then ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY What has been has been but what will be is what we make of it.
KRISTEN ASHLEY ...not just to exist, not just to breathe in and breathe out, but to live.
KRISTEN ASHLEY Love is everything.
KRISTEN ASHLEY You weren’t born princess, Finnie Drakkar, but that does not mean you’re not one.
KRISTEN ASHLEY