As a woman still,
without the right kind of mouth,
my tongue’s of no use.

I write for pages,
get lost in the mezzanine
hidden from stages.

He utilizes
form for a striking lecture;
young poets shiver

inexperience,
but thaw over their own work,
fertilize magic.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don't look down!

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.