After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

I believe that God created the universe. What I don't know is whether that evidence can be tested objectively. I ask myself the tough questions.

My mother had been educated at a convent, and she had been converted to communism by my father during Stalin's most rampant period, at the beginning of the 1930s. So she had two gods, God in heaven and god on earth.

I guess it was a misunderstanding. They never called me and said anything.

It's a disgrace. On one side, we are so advanced, and on the other side, yes, we are so advanced, but for whom?

It was a misunderstanding. He (Massu) said, 'That's not a real injury, you're faking it,'. I said, 'No, it's real, I'm not faking it'.