Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama.

....and Colin threw his head back to let out a laugh so loud and brazen in its bum-lickery that it resonated through the office window.

Sometimes the truth isn’t obvious; sometimes it exists in the silence, in the emptiness between the spaces, but we’re too afraid to hear it.

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil.
And that no one knows the truth.

...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me.

Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.