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Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.


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BLAIR BYBEE Actually, actually ? I do. I teach the dances to the cast. Sam Hay is our dance captain. He 'cleans'...
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BONNIE BLAIR I was too embarrassed to say anything to my doctor or even to my husband. I got the courage to talk ...
BONNIE BLAIR I don't remember the first time I skated on ice, I was too young. I do remember falling in love with...
BONNIE BLAIR Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've ever done bef...
BONNIE BLAIR I'm not allowed to talk about him. His mother sent me an e-mail and told me not to talk about him. S...
BONNIE BLAIR Our goal was to come back and win at least 12 medals in Turin. All the skaters who won medals are ba...
BONNIE BLAIR Our goal was to come back and win at least 12 medals in Turin, ... All the skaters who won medals ar...
BONNIE BLAIR When I went on my first run about two months after having my first child in 1998, I didn't get more ...
BONNIE BLAIR I think she's got a great shot to probably not only medal in the 1,000 and the 1,500, but I think ev...
BONNIE BLAIR Conflict is not inevitable, but disarmament is... everyone now accepts that if there is a default by...
TONY BLAIR As a Catholic, I am proud of the social mission of the church and its concerns for the poor and disp...
CHERIE BLAIR In government you carry each hope; each disillusion. And in politics it's always about the next ...
TONY BLAIR I think the journey for a politician goes from wanting to please all the people all the time, to a p...
TONY BLAIR I feel like everyone else in this country today. I am utterly devastated.
TONY BLAIR Values unrelated to modern reality are not just electorally hopeless, the values themselves become d...
TONY BLAIR The council knew there are things missing in the community for teens to do. So money is being put as...
CATHLEEN BLAIR This is because the property (tax) roll went up and will show an increase in money.
CATHLEEN BLAIR For every $2 of our money, we received $1 of federal money. We got $96,000 and earmarked it three ye...
CATHLEEN BLAIR We [Children's Services Council] have $110,000 in an interest-bearing CD toward it.
CATHLEEN BLAIR We send out a request for proposal and the agency comes up with a program and applies for a grant to...
CATHLEEN BLAIR We are putting money aside for scholarships. We are working on the application process.
CATHLEEN BLAIR We do help by putting money aside as a medically needy fund for children who are not insured.
CATHLEEN BLAIR We provided special assistance for kids when their parents' homes were destroyed. We also provided c...
CATHLEEN BLAIR Of joys departed, not to return, how painful the remembrance.
ROBERT BLAIR The tap'ring pyramid, the Egyptian's pride, And wonder of the world, whose spiky top Has wound...
ROBERT BLAIR