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Terry Pratchett

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This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS)
In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN
And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS
Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER
As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD
As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH
As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK
Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER
Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE
There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES
As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU
As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER
Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE
Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE
As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN
As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE
As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN
That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH
Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN
We must strive to let go our life as we planned,so as to have life we are destined for & that comes ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
The surrounding nature is the best erudite master to teach us the basics of living.
ANUJ SOMANY
Success is not a journey, it's a destination called satisfaction.
ANUJ SOMANY
A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON
As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD
As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.
DAVY JONES
As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.
GERHARD SCHRODER
On 'Buffy' I wasn't all that high on the totem pole as far as responsibility and screen ...
CHARISMA CARPENTER
In the Roman commonwealth, even on the conversion of the monarchy into a republic, the old was as fa...
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Depression, as far as I'm concerned, is just a waste of time.
HELEN REDDY
As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON
In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST
As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
NATALIE GULBIS
We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.
SETH BERKLEY
Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
JOSEPH STALIN
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN
Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE
What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP
You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT
As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY
That's SHIT!

How do you remove it?
You just put it inside the trash, easy as that.
DEYTH BANGER
Normal? What's that?"

"How you really look."

"Can you take off all your clothe...
KIERSTEN WHITE
Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.�...
KRISTEN PROBY
Will father be there?" she asked.

John turned to her in astonishment.

Your fat...
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE
It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
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Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
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There isn't a class structure in Nigeria; there's a tribal structure and prestige as far as ...
SADE ADU
As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL
And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff.
WILLIE NELSON
As far as I'm concerned, the best acting class is life.
JAKE MCLAUGHLIN
Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX
As far as cities go, Havana is a festering treasure chest, a primary color.
BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER
I don't know what it is about 'Godzilla,' but as far as I'm concerned, the more vers...
RHYS DARBY
As far as missile defense is concerned, a very thorough consultation process is underway.
GERHARD SCHRODER
I am not a lobbyist. I am not a political activist. I am not a leader, as far as I'm concerned.
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS
As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.
GEORGE B. MCCLELLAN
As far as the world was concerned, from 1979 to 1996, I didn't publish any original material; it...
ALAN GARNER
Kolkata is the relatively unexplored part of India as far as Hindi films are concerned.
SANJAY DUTT
As far as rap, I was more of a Mobb Deep guy rather than a Tribe guy.
ACTION BRONSON
I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN
I don't care what the religion is called; as far as I'm concerned, one God, the God I adhere...
CHARLEY PRIDE
And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
DEMETRI MARTIN
As far as Apple goes, it was a different company every few years from the time I joined in 1984.
ALAN KAY
As far as the sovereignty of Bosnia-Hercegovina is concerned we agreed to have limited sovereignty f...
ALIJA IZETBEGOVIC
Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence.
RONALD REAGAN
As far as the grunge thing, there are three bands from Seattle that I would call true grunge.
ADAM JONES
I don't really have foresight as an actor as far as career trajectory - I just stick to no-brain...
ADAM DRIVER
I've been in this business my whole life. I'm pretty bulletproof as far as being hurt.
TINA YOTHERS
As far as the fouls go, we are not going to rely on anyone else to make the calls for us.
DAN QUINN
With Magic Leap, your brain doesn't distinguish what's real and what's Magic Leap. Becau...
RONY ABOVITZ
As far as I'm concerned, there's no job more important on the planet than being a mom.
MARK WAHLBERG
As far as the charge against me is concerned I have a clear conscience.
WILHELM FRICK
Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
DONALD TRUMP
As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless - and absolutely esse...
WILLIAM GOLDMAN
The bottom line as far as I was concerned was presenting to the public who Gerry Ferraro was.
GERALDINE FERRARO
As far as my mental approach, I really think it's just knowing that the past is really irrelevan...
JAKE ARRIETA
There's nothing like working with your mates - it's the way it should be, as far as I'm ...
HEATH LEDGER
In the States, tennis is sixth or seventh on the totem pole as far as sports go.
ANDY RODDICK
As far as I know, the original 'X-Men' actors will remain in the franchise.
BEN HARDY
As far as I'm concerned, ageing is humanity's worst problem, by some serious distance.
AUBREY DE GREY
As far as I was concerned, either I was a homosexual or I wasn't, so making films would change n...
CLAUDE CHABROL
As far as jeans and shirts, I rock a lot of different things.
COLIN KAEPERNICK
As far as R&B, I listen to a lot of old school like the Temptations and Chris Brown.
JACOB LATIMORE
As far I'm working on The life Of one Kid 7... continue!
DEYTH BANGER
Weigh your words carefully. They may tip the balance."
RAIN BOJANGLES
One has to take a somewhat bold and dangerous line with this existence: especially as, whatever happ...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
My words itch at your ears till you understand them
WALT WHITMAN
- Futebol não tem lógica.
Jô SOARES
I became an ifrit to save the lives of my fellow jinn. What kind of life saver would I be if I let y...
JACKSON PEARCE
what did you think would happen—best case? She’ll forget about you when you return to Caliban, y...
JACKSON PEARCE
She’s forgotten me. It’s over. I don’t want to see her again, and now I’ll have to. I won’...
JACKSON PEARCE
I think we’re always looking for new pieces,” Viola says quietly.

What?
...
JACKSON PEARCE
If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
2 Hours for this conclusion is too much and it's ne big fucking lost...

...

Wh...
DEYTH BANGER

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head ...
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Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a w...
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At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings a...
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Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
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I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ...
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The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle...
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She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ...
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His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh...
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Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ...
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Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ...
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The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ...
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Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
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Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.
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The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af...
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Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ...
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It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso...
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Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti...
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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo...
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The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ar...
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"Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary...
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...
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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul...
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ...
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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
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The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then...
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ...
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l...
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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh...
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