A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Receio que a poesia é pior que o sexo tântrico: não mexe nem sai de cima.
I'm afraid that poetry is worse than tantric sex: it does not not move or get off.

Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.