Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing

Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

And it struck me then, that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who had been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.