I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

I'd rather have a daughter in a whorehouse than a son in the police force,' Esther used to rage to anyone who would listen.

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

Pray to God and say the lines.

a federally paid sex policeman.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows