Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

It used to be if someone over 18 had sex with someone under 18, it was a sex crime. The law now states that if you are person under 23 and they have sex with someone over 16, it's legal.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else