I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

What Planet Are You From?

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.