A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

Every time I walk out of Math class I want to cry. Now I have to go fail my Math exam, be back in 2 hours.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

For me math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.