Every time I walk out of Math class I want to cry. Now I have to go fail my Math exam, be back in 2 hours.

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.