I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

I can't wait for that to never happen.