It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.