Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.