Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the TV.
3.Throw lemons at life.
4.Force life to make lemonade for you.
5.Drink the lemonade.