For me math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.