Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

For me math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.