Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.