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Jethro Tull

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Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
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Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.
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I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
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The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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The poet lifts his pen as the soldier sheaths his sword.
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Too many temples where we could worship the beast.
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Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of sa...
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Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.
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Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the...
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Another tea-time, another day older.
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She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.
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To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.
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No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever."
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I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live.
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Life is a journey, not a destination.
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Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Future cares have future cures,
And we must mind today.
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To him, even the momentary was momentous.
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When you believe in your self,you have taken first step towards success.
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God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name."
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Write to Say something,
Say to Make something,
Make to Be something.
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Let's every though sink in.
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He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.
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All the things that are in the past are in the past.
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What day is it?"
It's today," squeaked Piglet.
My favorite day," said Pooh.
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Be present in all things and thankful for all things.
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There's no sustenance in the past.
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Time's a slut, she screws with everyone.
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