The doer and the thinker, no allowances for the other, as the failing light illuminates the mercenaries creed.

Worse than not offering plaudit to the right one for something excellent said and/or done by him only is to give credit for the same thing to the wrong person.

Another tea-time, another day older.

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.