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I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray.
ROGER AILES You think about who needs Dropbox, and it's just about anybody with a pulse.
DREW HOUSTON I'm not anybody's judge; I don't know what motivates people to do what they do. But I ha...
WILFORD BRIMLEY The world does not make fun of anybody. It also does not make fun of a nobody. But it makes fun of s...
APURVA GAGLANI Anybody who has traveled with a significant other before knows it's tough.
BURNIE BURNS People always ask, 'Man, why don't you come out and enjoy it? Why don't you celebrate? W...
J. J. WATT You know, I've carried a weapon for 10 years, never shot anybody, never robbed anybody. It has s...
LUKE SCOTT Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
AL YANKOVIC Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a ho...
LEWIS BLACK I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on t...
BILLY BOB THORNTON I'm as surprised as anybody. I never would have thought I'd be here talking about having a c...
TRISHA YEARWOOD Listen, I have a great affection and respect for Joe Biden. I think he's been a great vice presi...
DAVID AXELROD The phone that you carry around with you. It's not just that it's a locator for anybody who ...
EDWARD ZWICK I don't wish anybody ill, I really don't. I've got a lot of faults, but I was never jeal...
LARRY KING I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen i...
JASON BATEMAN Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY I think the fact is that anybody who goes into politics feels like 'I can make a difference'...
DREW BREES The Democrats cannot find Romney fingerprints on what's happening to this country. Every fingerp...
RUSH LIMBAUGH I would never exchange my life with anybody else's.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER The hardest thing about skateboarding is consistency: The slightest flick of your foot or gust of wi...
SHAUN WHITE A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA He was just a fun-loving guy. He never hurt anybody.
KATHIE BROWN It was a good shot. It just kicked off (Barnes') foot and right to me. There wasn't anybody open so ...
ERNEST MOORE I'm a mentor to anybody who's interested.
CLINT EASTWOOD Jung viewed Freud as a mentor, but he never wanted to be anybody's disciple.
VIGGO MORTENSEN It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
CARROT TOP People ask me who he reminds me of. The way he's playing, I'd say he doesn't remind me o...
DAN FOUTS When you make your first film at 47 and anybody but your mother goes to see it, to me, that's a ...
ABIGAIL DISNEY It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
RONALD REAGAN Mexico has never been anybody's backyard.
ADOLFO AGUILAR ZINSER I would recommend anybody who gets a chance to see short track skating, make it a point to go out th...
ERIC HEIDEN Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?
DIOGENES I never knew anybody who didn't want to have a great love in their lives and to make a family.
ADRIANA TRIGIANI That's the great thing about art. Anybody can do it if you just believe. With practice, you can ...
DAMIEN HIRST Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.
UNKNOWN I'll bet there are a lot of artists that nobody hears about who just make more money than anybod...
ANDY WARHOL When anybody goes to L.A. from London, there's always this slight sense of, 'What are you do...
ED WEEKS Pennsylvania couldn't be prouder of our native son, Joe Biden from Scranton. No one knows us bet...
BOB CASEY, JR. Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn't got money.
DAVID GEFFEN Suppose something would happen to the president, who would be in charge? The Vice President. Joe Bid...
DOUGLAS WILDER I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's ...
DYLAN MORAN I've never been part of a situation like that -- and I'm sure I've never heard anybody in profession...
JALEN ROSE I will say this: Rapping-wise, there has never been anybody to match Tupac's energy when coming ...
DEMETRIUS SHIPP, JR. I auditioned on my own. I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help, not even Mom&#...
KATE HUDSON I don't think anybody is anybody else's moral compass. Maybe listening to my music is not th...
LOU REED Anybody who has been discriminated against, who comes from a group that's been discriminated aga...
RUTH BADER GINSBURG Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
JESSE JACKSON I was the best street fighter in history when I was growing up on the Lower East Side. Hell, I never...
ROCKY GRAZIANO It's scoring goals that's great, whether against Brazil or anybody else.
LIONEL MESSI If you don't get killed, it's a lucky day for anybody.
ABRAHAM POLONSKY What I always meant by that was that I do believe that a lot of directors, and writers, and sometime...
BUCK HENRY Joe Frazier was the epitome of a champion. I mean, here is a guy who was total old school, blue coll...
SUGAR RAY LEONARD And I mean I never doubt anybody's record.
INGE DE BRUIJN I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter.....
TOMMY LASORDA I like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants.
RUTH REICHL Anybody who has ever played in bars has played 'Keep Your Hands to Yourself.' It's a mon...
CHRIS STAPLETON Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from...
GEORGE MEANY It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywoo...
DANIEL TOSH I've dealt with a lot of physical pain, with a lot of emotional pain; anybody's who's ev...
JASON ISBELL Once you get to state, anybody can beat anybody. It's just a time when you get teams going beyond 10...
JOEL QUICK I never follow anybody's path, what they've done.
FAMKE JANSSEN There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serio...
RICHARD P. FEYNMAN It was a very big principle in my upbringing that you should respect everybody's work. The stree...
BARBARA EHRENREICH Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
BEN HOGAN Hip-hop is the only music in the world where you can take any instrument and make it hip hop. It'...
YELAWOLF I try not to picture a reader when I'm writing. It's like trying to make a great table but n...
SADIE JONES Never help a person who doesn’t help anybody else.
VIKRANT PARSAI Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill f...
GEORGE MEANY If someone puts their hands on you make sure they never put their hands on anybody else again.
MALCOLM X I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts.
SALLY FIELD But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it ha...
CAROL BURNETT Anybody that's got a problem with me is probably envious or wants to be me, and that's how I...
YOUNG JEEZY I've never shown anybody a draft of anything.
SHELBY FOOTE A WAR IS NEVER WON BY ANYBODY, IT ONLY DECIDES WHO LOST MORE !
DR.PRASAD RAJHANS There's no social realism in 'Tyrannosaur.' It's not about the social landscape or t...
PADDY CONSIDINE I never knew anybody . . . who found life simple. I think a life or a time looks simple when you lea...
URSULA K. LE GUIN Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.
HENNY YOUNGMAN Hyperbole has been part of elections since the days of John Adams, and there's nobody better tha...
STEPHEN PAGLIUCA Especially in local elections, because hardly anybody pays attention to those - but it's really ...
JELLO BIAFRA Anybody that's been through a divorce, and I hope it's something people never have to experi...
CHERYL COLE I think anybody who's famous has to deal with their fame in their own way, and I dealt with it b...
ADRIAN GRENIER This border is wide-open — anybody with a backpack can get through.
MICHAEL VICKERS I always say to anybody who's going over to America for the first time, 'Whatever you do, go...
DANNY BOYLE I've never really been met with indifference, where they say, 'Who cares?' I think that&...
T. C. BOYLE This is a very competitive conference, and that's what makes a conference great. When anybody can be...
SKIP HOLTZ I've said a lot of stuff in the past, but not with any intentions to hurt anybody. It's all ...
TYSON FURY Anybody who is running a marathon or doing a walkathon, doing a fundraiser for their school, their c...
EDWARD NORTON By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
CHARLES FARRAR BROWNE I treat people based on who they really are, not the name. Everyone has to be respectful and be a hu...
JAY-Z I'm not trying to say that it never hurt or that I never felt its sting, but I can honestly say ...
ROBERT GUILLAUME I don't think you can ever be bitter about anything, because if you don't allow your heart t...
DEBBIE REYNOLDS Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it's horrific. He was part of a twin, and I los...
SHERRI SHEPHERD I think anybody who has had a long relationship and has had a really hard time letting go, wants to ...
RASHIDA JONES I'm not trying to get myself up a notch on the ladder by shoving somebody else down on the ladde...
GEORGE H. W. BUSH They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be s...
DON RICKLES But if they didn't think it was a joke, or if anybody took it the wrong way other than a joke, when ...
JOE GIBBS I'm proud to say I've never been anybody's lapdog.
DAN RATHER I will say, in open adoption, all these choices you make about race, about the amount of mental illn...
JENNIFER GILMORE I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a statue built of them while they were living...
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FAT JOE I love to eat. If I could eat everything in the world and still be healthy or wouldn't catch a h...
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FAT JOE I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid. It's always been my name and always will be.
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JOE ARPAIO When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from...
JOE SLOVO The sunrise was the colour of bad blood. It leaked out of the east and stained the dark sky red, mar...
JOE ABERCROMBIE I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it.
JOE WURZELBACHER The first CD that I ever bought was 'Britney Spears.' It was at a 7-Eleven and I was like, &...
JOE JONAS Every time I pull somebody out of the bullpen, I believe he can do the job. I have to believe it. If...
JOE TORRE I couldn't be a cameraman or a designer or an actor - I have to be a director because I learned ...
JOE WRIGHT I'd much rather hang out in a cafe. That's where things are really happening.
JOE SACCO I drew a picture on the back of a calendar in pencil. In those days they used to give out free calen...
JOE SHUSTER Not surprisingly, some of the super-rich declined to join the Patriotic Millionaires when the Agenda...
JOE CONASON I'll tell ya this: I come from an educated family. My father was an attorney representing blue c...
JOE PISCOPO Back in George W. Bush's second term, when diplomatic realism began to overtake foolish bellicos...
JOE KLEIN Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
JOE PATERNO