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I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it.


Joe Wurzelbacher

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I'd like to dedicate this to Britney (Spears) and our baby. ... Everybody Loves Raymond.
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T-PAIN I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You...
ELTON JOHN How can you not like Britney Spears?
LINDSAY LOHAN I didn't think I'd ever have to feel conflicted about Britney Spears.
MCRAE REED How'd you like to live forever with a Britney Spears start page?
ROB ENDERLE I'd like to dedicate this to Britney (Spears) and our baby.
BRAD GARRETT Everybody wants to get along with everyone else in the sandbox. I'm that kind of kid, you know w...
EDDIE CAHILL You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up, ... which means I actually could still be legally mar...
RICHARD BACON The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.
DUSTIN DIAMOND They see Britney (Spears) and Madonna have it. It's kind of the big LA thing. Everyone knows when it...
AMY JOHNSON I remember being in Atlantic City once when I was 18 or 19, and a sea of people were screaming and p...
GENIE FRANCIS I heard that Britney Spears is buying. That's what I heard. I don't know if it's true.
MARY O'BRIEN I heard that Britney Spears is buying, ... That's what I heard. I don't know if it's true.
MARY O'BRIEN The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'...
CHELSEA HANDLER I have to dedicate this to Britney (Spears) and our baby,
BRAD GARRETT I prefer Christina Aguilera to Britney Spears - loved her VOICE, what a voice!
ORLANDO BLOOM Raymond's ... Britney (Spears) and our baby.
BRAD GARRETT [My daughter Lourdes and I] listen to Britney Spears songs together.
MADONNA My daughter Lourdes and I listen to Britney Spears songs together.
MADONNA I've worked with all sorts of random people - everybody from Metallica to Britney Spears to Ozzy...
MOBY I was raised on a farm in East Tennessee, and my first concert was Britney Spears. It's my job a...
KELSEA BALLERINI There's not a ton of roles out there for the insecure, loud Britney Spears type.
BETTY GILPIN If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.
SHEENA EASTON To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues...
MOLLY HARPER I'm a little concerned about this notion everybody wants us to be objective.
PETER JENNINGS I love Britney (Spears). I want to do nothing but support her and praise her. I became obsessed with...
MADONNA There's definitely a whole different vibe on the set when there's like basically royalty wor...
TARYN MANNING I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little thi...
TORI AMOS I'm not an academic; I'm just a bookish Joe who gets passionate about certain writers and su...
BLAKE BAILEY On Britney Spears: It's a bit sad to wear a bikini to sell records.
SAMANTHA MUMBA When I was teenager, Britney Spears was it - that was the pop world that was happening, and I knew I...
VALERIE JUNE Fat Joe ain't out here trying to battle-rap everybody in the world. That's not what I'm ...
FAT JOE Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you...
LONI LOVE I actually enjoy Britney Spears. Not as a singer but as a performer. I just enjoy watching her. I th...
LAURA BENANTI I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I...
GEORGE CLOONEY I said no strippers," I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spea...
JAMIE MCGUIRE In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares...
AMY POEHLER I sing 'I Have Confidence' from 'The Sound of Music' as Judy Garland, Celine Dion, B...
SARA CHASE Britney Spears is the cleverest woman in the world. It is very interesting to speak with her.
BRITNEY SPEARS I'm kind of a nervous guy. I know on television I look like I'm half asleep, but inside I...
BILL MEDLEY It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the sc...
T. J. MILLER They might [tick] off some longtime fans, but I'd rather hear 'Vertigo' everywhere I go instead of B...
EAMON Las Vegas honors women - Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Britney Spears. I love that Las Vegas celebrates...
JENNIFER COOLIDGE If you write a hit song for Britney Spears, it's worth several million dollars. Just one song! A...
JEWEL The first CD that I ever bought was 'Britney Spears.' It was at a 7-Eleven and I was like, &...
JOE JONAS I'm a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it's fake, but I'm having fun.
CHANDLER RIGGS I grew up in the era of Britney Spears, where artists had songs written for them, and you got up and...
BEBE REXHA I love Jonathan Richman - I love a lot of his music, and the thing I really like about him is his at...
MAC DEMARCO I'm kind of psychotic and I like to talk about things. I'm a Virgo, too, so I like to analyz...
PINK When I'm not running, I cycle about 30 miles a day. I use the biking as cross training. I'm ...
DAN HILL Everybody wants to know [about the facts]. It always comes up.
JEFF DUCLOS It's interesting in American culture. We like to build people up and then push them off the pede...
SIMON REX The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Br...
J.R. WARD I was not so interested in night-after-night coverage of Michael Jackson's death or Britney Spea...
CAMPBELL BROWN It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were...
HEIDI CULLINAN It's a very studied look that they have and it's definitely a few notches up from Britney Spears. Th...
LINDA GAYLARD I'm not a reality-TV kind of guy. But it's almost like we're living in a reality show. E...
CLINT EASTWOOD [With her heart set on landing the part of Daisy Duke, Simpson beat out Britney Spears for it. By th...
BILL GERBER Perhaps the Lions are saving themselves. Then again, that's what Britney Spears used to say, and I d...
MICHAEL ROSENBERG He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy...
ERIN MCCARTHY I owe everything to 'Arrested Development.' It just shows that everybody is kind of a job aw...
JASON BATEMAN Is letting our children watch TV a form of child abuse? If our children grow up knowing everything a...
PATCH ADAMS Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita co...
BEN AFFLECK I would never come out and say I was gay, because I'm not gay. And there's part of me that k...
PETE WENTZ You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. That's what'...
ERIC CARR I know more about what it's like to be elderly and infirm and kind of stupid, the way you get fo...
JOHN UPDIKE Maybe it'll be like 'The Simpsons,' and everybody will remain unchanged. Maybe that'...
CORY MONTEITH I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.
MARK MILLAR It definitely opens up a lot of things that you don't think about before you have a guy like Joe. It...
ALYN MCCAULEY Why do writers use symbolism?” Okay, so let’s say you have a headache and you wanna tell someone...
JOHN GREEN Often they don't even admit it to their partners. It's the old 'I've got a headache' instead of, 'I ...
EDWARD LAUMANN Growing up, I remember thinking country music was all honky-tonks and beer and trucks - Britney Spea...
KELSEA BALLERINI In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE I'm like, 'Yeah, I could afford braces, but why should I change myself to be what everybody ...
BECKY G Naturally, my stories are about women - I'm a woman. I don't know what the term is for men w...
ALICE MUNRO I know how I want to operate as an artist. And that is by having an honest, genuine dialogue about t...
MARY LAMBERT I'm having the life that I kind of hoped I might have one time, you know? I do feel like I have ...
JAMES MCAVOY I realized I'm not the kind of person who wants to go with the flow and fit in. I'm an agita...
ALEXIS ARQUETTE I'm at like 325 pairs right now, give or take. But I've given away about 200 pairs of sneake...
WALE I do sing in the car. I actually sing Britney Spears songs in the car - me and a close friend of min...
KELLY ROWLAND I'm a native New Yorker, so I'm edgier; I kind of tell it like it is.
KARA DIOGUARDI I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea. I'm just me.
MEL B I'm used to people thinking I'm nuts. And you know what? I kind of love it.
KEVIN SPACEY Every time I talk about 'The Shield' I kind of talk about it from three perspectives, as if ...
BENITO MARTINEZ When I was on the 'Mickey Mouse Club,' there was Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Ryan ...
KERI RUSSELL In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga...
DANIEL EK No longer are the days where I just kind of fly under the radar. Everybody's recognizing me. Eve...
CARLI LLOYD I think the overwhelming majority of Iraqis wants some kind of justice. Everybody wants him to broug...
ERIC DAVIS It's funny because there's a part of me that, if something is popular, I sort of become a de...
AJ LEE I'm from a reserve. A reservation. So I know everybody. Everybody knows me.
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ELISE ALLEN I do not know a lot about football. I guess I'm a Patriots fan because I'm from Boston? But ...
CALLIE THORNE 'Straight Outta Compton' is my first biopic, my first period piece, and I got a chance to ki...
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TREVOR JACKSON I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but...
LENA DUNHAM I know I'm supposed to say ageing doesn't bother me, then suddenly you're like, 'Yea...
TRACEY EMIN I definitely want to have a family without a doubt. I want to know that kind of love, and I'm de...
JESSIE BAYLIN There seems to be a peculiar kind of clamor for comics. And I'm not sure how much a part of real...
CHRIS WARE When I'm rapping, like, a turn up song, I'm thinking about what the people want to hear; thi...
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JOE KLEIN Presumptuous for me to say, but at least - at a minimum - I've been able to influence the direct...
JOE BIDEN I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothin...
JOE MANDE After I hurt the knee, football wasn't nearly as much fun. I was limited. But you make do with w...
JOE NAMATH The promise of education reform can never be fulfilled without adequate funding, and by shortchangin...
JOE LIEBERMAN There's good art and there's bad art. A lot of action films are bad art, but Paul Greengrass...
JOE WRIGHT Maybe you could put it out there that I don't have a built-in dislike of ballads. That was kind ...
JOE PERRY The feeling of being accepted and acknowledgement and recognition and fame - I'm vain like every...
JOE JAMAIL Our workers comp debt is the Achilles heel of our state's economy, and I firmly believe that in ...
JOE MANCHIN Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.
JOE BIDEN When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing...
JOE ARPAIO One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'
JOE GARAGIOLA You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO