You ever seen A Christmas Story? You know toward the end when Ralphie beats the ever-loving shit out of the bully? I hope to God you've seen it. Because then you'll know exactly what I mean when I say I'm about to go real fucking Ralphie on this son of a bitch.


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ILKA CHASE
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family m...
ILKA CHASE
She's parlayed that into a fan community that far exceeds what her actual work on the show would eng...
CHASE MASTERSON
He was just about to move when he felt her kiss his shoulder and his chest. She was curled up agains...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Slowly he walked into the room. Stalked, actually. That was the primitive side of him, how he felt. ...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Sweetheart, wherever you are, that’s where I’ll be. Forever.
SAMANTHA CHASE
I can’t think of a better way to start my day.”
“Get used to it,” he murmured, right b...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Abby,” he signed.
“Hmm?”
“I have a confession to make.”
“Okay,” she ...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Most men suck at communicating, Abby. Like, they seriously suck at it. I've been married for over th...
SAMANTHA CHASE
Her body was so slim, so… everything. His hands began to twitch with the need to touch her. Wearin...
SAMANTHA CHASE
When the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.
CHRISTOPHER CHASE
Love is the root of all happiness and all sorrow and theres not much in between.
CHASE KITCHENS
Trek has always been noted for having hot women on the show, so the guys tune in for the action and ...
CHASE MASTERSON
If you can't be good, be honest.
PATRICK CHASE
It's definitely unusual. We heard about that from a lot of people. They congratulated us. Usually, y...
CHASE BLACKBURN
To understand is to forgive.
ALEXANDER CHASE
Certainly, on many occasions, as far as their mistresses, broken marriages and financial affairs are...
CHEVY CHASE
It's pretty self-explanatory. If we play well, we know what our picture is. If we don't play well, w...
CHASE UTLEY
I was on the top step. I had a good feeling.
CHASE UTLEY
We knew Houston had lost today. We wanted to get it, and somehow we did.
CHASE UTLEY
He's the guy that starts everything. He's a big part of our team.
CHASE UTLEY
We have the biggest game of the year [Sunday], and we have to win.
CHASE UTLEY
Any loss like that is devastating. Especially with five games to go.
CHASE UTLEY
We put it to them late in the game, ... It was huge.
CHASE UTLEY
We put it all together, ... We still have three more to go. There's definitely still a shot. Obvious...
CHASE UTLEY