The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it; when you look, how you look. All those little things are physical.

To me, talk shows are those things during the middle of the afternoon where the underbelly of society is made to look like Middle America.

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

Laughter kills lonesome. It's one of the great things in our lives.

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

Chaplin was my idol. I remember watching those movies at this little theater in Woodstock, N.Y., when I was probably 6 and laughing so hard at the surprises, like Keaton suddenly being dragged by a streetcar.