I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

All preconceptions when you laugh go out the window. Laughter kills it.

What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.

Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.

The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it; when you look, how you look. All those little things are physical.