When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back

If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.