What does USPS stand for? Unbelievably Slow Postal Service

Those who follow do not see anything other than the asshole in front of them.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.