Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.