A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

R.I.P. Jerry Lewis

You made us laugh in life. Now you have a chance to make God and all of his angels laugh too.

Take care and I shall see you in the next life.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.