Those who follow do not see anything other than the asshole in front of them.

Don't forget your suitcase.

You have to carry a suitcase full of spare assholes for every time you have to bend over and take it.

What does USPS stand for? Unbelievably Slow Postal Service

You're a pack of assholes!

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.