[Until recently Duhamel was busy not eyeballing would-be cheats through an eye in the sky, but backpacking on location through a rather un glitzy Brazilian jungle for his role in the upcoming action-thriller Turistas . Sounds like a far cry from Win a Date with Tad Hamilton .] Yeah, it's quite a bit different, ... I mean, we'll be lucky to get the R rating. I'm really excited about it. It starts out a visually beautiful movie and then, about halfway through, it takes a turn that is... pretty disturbing.
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JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed JOSH BILLINGS There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en... JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all... JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ... JOSH HOMME