There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that's why I find myself alone so much.

It has been said 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. This statement is most assuredly true, you have to be fairly close to someone to gut them with a pocket knife.

I'm not crazy, I'm sanity challenged.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it mostly tastes like shit.

Good or evil? It's really just a matter of perspective.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.