I'm not crazy, I'm sanity challenged.

It has been said 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. This statement is most assuredly true, you have to be fairly close to someone to gut them with a pocket knife.

There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that's why I find myself alone so much.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it mostly tastes like shit.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

I am quite sane, according to my three distinct personalities and my seven passive ones.