Life is like a box of chocolates, it mostly tastes like shit.

I'm not crazy, I'm sanity challenged.

It has been said 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. This statement is most assuredly true, you have to be fairly close to someone to gut them with a pocket knife.

There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that's why I find myself alone so much.

Good or evil? It's really just a matter of perspective.

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.