The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'

Les Dawson

Les Dawson

Absolutely Came Door Down Go Go Home Her Home Just Last Mother Mother-In-Law Opened Pouring Rain Round Said Saw Stand Week

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