The great thing about knowing you're wrong is the moment you realize it, you're right.

Women are from stars, men are from penis.

Gossip can be entertaining, occasionally I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

There is only now. And look! How rich we are in it.

What we look squarely in the eye rarely bites us in the butt.

People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.