People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.

Poetry and aesthetics are far more enthralling than sex.

Women are from stars, men are from penis.

Gossip can be entertaining, occasionally I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

What we look squarely in the eye rarely bites us in the butt.

I didn't have a Barbie doll, so I played with eternity.