What we look squarely in the eye rarely bites us in the butt.

When we love, we are courageous; and courage has nothing to do with being fearless, it’s about being willing to experience fear, even dread, to do what we must, without guarantee of outcome.

Women are from stars, men are from penis.

Gossip can be entertaining, occasionally I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.

I didn't have a Barbie doll, so I played with eternity.