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Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.
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I ARE
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLIN
Women are men without money.
PAUL SAMUELSON
In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT
Men err from selfishness; women because they are weak.
MADAME DE STAEL
We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
No matter where you go - there you are
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Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; ...
ANDREA DWORKIN
Women are sacred.
VIN DIESEL
Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified.
PAUL RYAN
Women are not all single-issue voters.
CARLY FIORINA
Women are hilarious.
ERIK GRIFFIN
Until women are as ambitious as men, they're not gong to achieve as much as men.
SHERYL SANDBERG
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF
Men and women are not born inconstant: they are made so by their early amorous experiences.
ANDRE MAUROIS
I think women are really self-analytical in a way that men aren't.
ZOE LISTER-JONES
Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER
Men tend to be hierarchical, but women are driven to make lateral connections so they can cooperate.
HELEN FISHER
If you go to any boardroom... the women are, by far, outnumbered by the men.
ARUNDHATI BHATTACHARYA
Men are allowed to write songs about people and women are allowed to write songs about women.
KRISTIN HERSH
I've always said, 'Underwater or on top, men and women are compatible.'
SYLVIA EARLE
Women are always beautiful.
VILLE VALO
Women are complicated. We all know that.
CANDICE SWANEPOEL
Women are hard on themselves.
EMILY VANCAMP
Women are truly, truly awesome.
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NAOMI WOLF
For all men are equal,in order to show man that you are equal,then always do things lesser than your...
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To prove that all men are equal, rich or poor,nature has made it compulsory for all to breath the sa...
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Men are very emotionally dependent upon women from the day they are born to the day they expire.
LAURA SCHLESSINGER
Because we are the only women who are mothers of men."

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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car
WILL DURST
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT
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VALENTINA TERESHKOVA
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON
There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLA
I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers u...
BRADLEY COOPER
Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
ELLEN GLASGOW
It is vain to expect virtue from women till they are in some degree independent of men.
MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT
There are too many beautiful and talented women ?and let's not forget the men ? to choose from.
DONATELLA VERSACE
Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.
GAVIN DEGRAW
Cancers of all types among women are increasing.
GRO HARLEM BRUNDTLAND
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
OSCAR WILDE
Women are the real architects of society.
CHER
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
MAX BEERBOHM
We have equality of men and women in western society, whereas in Islamic culture, women are inferior...
PIM FORTUYN
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Ageing is something that both men and women are utterly terrified about.
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GARRISON KEILLOR
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GARRISON KEILLOR
I think that women are much more collaborative; men are much more competitive.
KAREN BASS
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
JAMES THURBER
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
GEORGE ELIOT
When women are angry at men, they call them heartless. When men are angry at women, they call them c...
SUSAN CHEEVER
When women are in positions of power it's a hard place to be, especially when that position invo...
ALISON PILL
Women are more sure of themselves today. They don't have to emulate the way men dress.
GIANNI VERSACE
Demands for equality for women are threats to men's self-esteem and sense of sexual turf.
ALICE S. ROSSI
Overall, women are a lot more fun to work with than a bunch of men.
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What are other women really thinking, feeling, experiencing, when they slip away from the gaze and c...
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It seems the great advantage of people who annoy us is motivation to engage in reflection.
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No political party deserves to win unless it lays out a plan for Americans to win.
AL FROM
A Democrat has to show the toughness to govern. People don't doubt that Republicans will be tough.
AL FROM
We not only need to know who we are, we need to tell people who we are. We didn't have much to say i...
AL FROM
He helps Gore by re-cementing the direction for this party.
AL FROM
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AL FROM
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AL FROM
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JAMILA SHANTI
Men and women are like right and left hands; it doesn't make sense not to use both.
JEANNETTE RANKIN
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ADAM BAKER
Women, and young men, are very apt to tell what secrets they know, from the vanity of having been tr...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reaso...
GEORGE CARLIN
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying wome...
WARREN FARRELL
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying wome...
WARREN FARRELL
Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law.
JEAN ANOUILH
Men protect women from those like them.
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Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion.
STENDHAL
Women are used to worrying over trifles.
SUSAN GLASPELL
Women are not totally nauseous after seeing me.
DAVID CARUSO
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
VIRGINIA WOOLF
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
VIRGINIA WOOLF
Men are strong, women are smart, but no matter how smart, their bellies are always there to betray w...
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A man is unlikely to be brought within earshot of women as they judge men's appearance, height, musc...
NAOMI WOLF
The need for prostitution arises from the fact that many men are either unmarried or away from their...
BERTRAND RUSSELL
Men never get free from morality, only women.
GEORGE A. MOORE
Canada definitely has a strong program in women's boxing, and we're showing that women are c...
MANDY BUJOLD
Women are often expected to be more amiable or more pleasing or more submissive than men generally.
MARIA DOYLE KENNEDY
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal...
DORIS DAY
Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress.
ANN AGUIRRE
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STEPHEN KING
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HELEN FISHER
Men are more satirical from vanity than from malice.
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